Girls in tight dresses
Me: God, the barista I'm in love with was working again today. She's so surly and so attractive.
Nathan: She's a looker, yep.
Me: I just love her hair. And her clothes. And her body. She's thick, you know? Fit but not tiny. She could take me in a fight!
Nathan: She'd destroy you in a fight.
Me: *Sigh* I know. I'd be so into that.